Tweets

konyboy:

im like 2% cute and 98% single

(Source: flowrgod, via chaos-lane)

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

(via chaos-lane)

nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

(via chaos-lane)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via gvssy)

katara:

not being drunk is so awful

(via raininjvly)

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

(via runningfromli-ons)

patrickkittycatstump:

*hears fall out boy playing in public *searches for store that the music is playing in* *stands in store staring at speakers until song finishes playing*

(Source: thanksspete, via dirtyworkings)

rememberthecurls:

*starts a mosh pit at a morrissey concert*

(via pizzaswag)

cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

(Source: charlottelabouff, via sorryforthelasttime)

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

(via nycteis)

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