im like 2% cute and 98% single

(Source: bloomgod, via chaos-lane)


I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

(via chaos-lane)


I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

(via chaos-lane)


i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via gvssy)


not being drunk is so awful

(via raininjvly)


Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

(via runningfromli-ons)


*hears fall out boy playing in public *searches for store that the music is playing in* *stands in store staring at speakers until song finishes playing*

(Source: thanksspete, via dirtyworkings)


*starts a mosh pit at a morrissey concert*

(via pizzaswag)


one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

(Source: charlottelabouff, via sorryforthelasttime)


I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

(via nycteis)