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john-barowman:

bad-wolf-tardis:

staystaystays:

meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store

mycroft-queenofcake:  dancing-in-a-thunderstorm:  theblogofdeduction:  thealphasourwolf:  fuckyeahrdj:  kashmir1:  hawkachu:  trickyshellhead:  hackedmotionsensors:  tardiscrash:  tellxmebby:   Could you imagine shopping and just looking over into the isle and seeing him   (via creeperjude) There is like nothing but juice in that cart. What the hell Robert, you juice whore.   THERE IS A FACE IN THE EGGS   OMFG THERE IS A CREEPY FACE IN THE EGGS. WTAF. ALSO. HE IS WEARING A STARK BASEBALL CAP. STARK. I AM NOT IMAGINING THAT, RIGHT? omg rdj wtaf.  is that jude law hiding in the eggs youre walking in the dairy aisle theres no one around and your cart is full out of the corner of your eye you spot him: RDJ hes following you in a Stark brand cap his cart squeaks on the floor, and he narrows his eyes to a squint hes staring at you: RDJ youre looking for the checkout but youre all turned around hes walking beside you now and you can see theres juice in his cart my god, theres juice everywhere. shopping for your food - with RDJ you get in the same queue - with RDJ he browses through the candy Hollywood superstar RDJ picks up a pack of gum - RDJ looks at the price - RDJ puts it back on the shelf - practical shopper RDJ

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(via lighthouseinthedark)

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via alexandervvgaskarth)

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via nycteis)

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze, via lighthouseinthedark)

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

(via runningfromli-ons)

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

(via runningfromli-ons)

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