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forcenturies:

Can you imagine Andy babysitting all the babies. Like just this this tattooed sunglasses wearing muscly guy pushing a stroller with three babies in it. That is a sight I wanna see.

(via patrickfluffingstump)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i can’t stop saying “me as hell” in my head to everything that slightly reminds me of myself

(via iteleport)

,,

why the fuck am i crying

literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

(via youre-cocky)

popopo77:

feminism chose me when I ate a yorkie as a 10 year old

(Source: quicheparty, via yeahitsilona)

There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

(Source: strengthissexy, via sp00nwhatdiduthink)

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