I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
*hears fall out boy playing in public *searches for store that the music is playing in* *stands in store staring at speakers until song finishes playing*
one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.